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At one point in time, you could buy a 2009 Peach Bowl (vs. V-Tech) T-Shirt on the University of Georgia's bookstore web-site. LINK

Press Hop Remix

The Sun Maid Raisin Girl is Sexy

I like raisins. They are delicious. But now, I really like them.

Sun Maid has modernized the infamous girl that has graced the box for generations and turned her into sexy grape picker instead of a homely grape picker. The new girl will only be used in advertisements and the image of the girl on the box will stay the same. Tiger Woods released a statement on Thursday saying he has already banged her, stated how sorry he was, and that the issue is a personal matter between he, his family, and the dried fruit mascot.

Why Tiger Should Be Made An Example Through Media Scrunity

It is amazing how someone becomes apologetic when they are caught doing something morally perverse.

On his website, Eldrick Tont Woods stated that he “will strive to be a better person and the husband and father that my family deserves. For all of those who have supported me over the years, I offer my profound apology.” He also pleaded for his privacy: “But no matter how intense curiosity about public figures can be, there is an important and deep principle at stake which is the right to some simple, human measure of privacy…for me, the virtue of privacy is one that must be protected in matters that are intimate and within one's own family. Personal sins should not require press releases and problems within a family shouldn't have to mean public confessions.”

I’m sorry Tont, I mean “Tiger,” but when you are on the television pimping Gatorade and Gillette razors, your right to privacy went out the window. Up until last Friday morning at around 2 a.m., (when you drove your Cadillac Escalade (big pimpin’!) into a fire hydrant and then a tree while your psycho hottie wife busted out the back window, pissed off because she found out you were banging a hotter twenty-something cocktail waitress, or at least that’s the story I like to think happened), you were doing a good job keeping your personal life out of the paper and tabloids.

There are a couple of rules people should follow in order to keep their personal lives private:

Rule #1: Do not take nude pictures of yourself: They will end up on the internet.
Rule #2: Do not make a home sex video: It will definitely make its way onto the internet
And Rule #3 is for you Eldrick Tont “Tiger” Woods: Do not send suggestive text messages: They will end up on the internet. Examples: “I will wear you out...when was the last time you got (bleeped)?” and “Send me something very naughty…Go to the bathroom and take (a picture).” (Source) Dude, Seriously! You were asking for this shit storm to come your way. She wants money man. For crying out loud, this bitch was on a VH1 television show called "Tool Academy!" Giant warning signs should have gone off telling you not to put it in, but you did for almost 3 years. *sigh*

I will admit that in the grand scheme of life what Tiger does on his own time is completely up to him, but for Tiger to expect people to not run him through the mud over this is completely absurd. He has put his name on video games, sports drinks, golf shit, and tons of other crap, making millions of dollars, being one of the greatest golfers ever, what do you expect?

Cheating is something that is frowned upon, whether it is in sport or in marriage. Sure, it happens a lot; many men do run around on their wives. That is not a reason to give Tiger a pass on this shit! Make an example of him. Sure, maybe it isn’t any of our business but when I have to pay ten fucking dollars for a damn razor because Gillette has got to pay your ass, you have made it my business damn-it!

Tiger Woods

source: Orlando Sentinel

Univ. of Florida DE Carlos Dunlap Arrested

At 3:25 in the morning, Florida Gator defensive end Carlos Dunlap was found asleep behind the wheel of his car at a traffic light. According to Gainesville Police, an officer was called to the scene to investigate a reckless driver. The officer found the car parked at a traffic light and not moving when the light was green. The officer approached the car and tapped on the window. Dunlap would open his eyes, say "Mom, five more minutes and I'll get up," and go back to sleep. Dunlap was arrested for DUI and later released.

In a statement released by Dunlap through his lawyer, Dunlap has defended his actions saying "Can't a brother just take a nap?" Dunlap didn't realize the severity of sleeping at the wheel in the middle of the road while drunk. In his statement he claims "I thought it was in the best interest of myself, my team, and all those around me that, while completely hammered, I drive to a safe spot at an intersection where everyone could see me and sleep off the Hennessey."

To press early in this morning, Corch Urban Meyer has acknowledged the severity of Dunlap's actions. "We will not put up with these type of actions on this team."

Asked about what type of punishment Dunlap could receive, Meyer said sternly "He will be suspended for the National Anthem before the SEC Championship game. What could be a more stern punishment than taking away the privilege of saluting the flag of the greatest country in the world."

Meyer was also asked why he believed Dunlap was out past 3 o'clock in the morning the week of the biggest game of the season: "He's sad about Timmy [Tim Tebow]. He realized this is the second to last game he will ever play with Tim and that after Tim leaves, we're all fucked."

Nick Saban, coach of the Alabama Crimson Elephants, Florida's opponents in the championship game this Saturday, has also commented on Dunlap's situation. When asked what his thoughts were when he first heard of Dunlap's arrest, he smirked and said, "What a dumb ass."

We will have more on Carlos Dunlap and Florida and information comes in.