Why Tiger Should Be Made An Example Through Media Scrunity

It is amazing how someone becomes apologetic when they are caught doing something morally perverse.

On his website, Eldrick Tont Woods stated that he “will strive to be a better person and the husband and father that my family deserves. For all of those who have supported me over the years, I offer my profound apology.” He also pleaded for his privacy: “But no matter how intense curiosity about public figures can be, there is an important and deep principle at stake which is the right to some simple, human measure of privacy…for me, the virtue of privacy is one that must be protected in matters that are intimate and within one's own family. Personal sins should not require press releases and problems within a family shouldn't have to mean public confessions.”

I’m sorry Tont, I mean “Tiger,” but when you are on the television pimping Gatorade and Gillette razors, your right to privacy went out the window. Up until last Friday morning at around 2 a.m., (when you drove your Cadillac Escalade (big pimpin’!) into a fire hydrant and then a tree while your psycho hottie wife busted out the back window, pissed off because she found out you were banging a hotter twenty-something cocktail waitress, or at least that’s the story I like to think happened), you were doing a good job keeping your personal life out of the paper and tabloids.

There are a couple of rules people should follow in order to keep their personal lives private:

Rule #1: Do not take nude pictures of yourself: They will end up on the internet.
Rule #2: Do not make a home sex video: It will definitely make its way onto the internet
And Rule #3 is for you Eldrick Tont “Tiger” Woods: Do not send suggestive text messages: They will end up on the internet. Examples: “I will wear you out...when was the last time you got (bleeped)?” and “Send me something very naughty…Go to the bathroom and take (a picture).” (Source) Dude, Seriously! You were asking for this shit storm to come your way. She wants money man. For crying out loud, this bitch was on a VH1 television show called "Tool Academy!" Giant warning signs should have gone off telling you not to put it in, but you did for almost 3 years. *sigh*

I will admit that in the grand scheme of life what Tiger does on his own time is completely up to him, but for Tiger to expect people to not run him through the mud over this is completely absurd. He has put his name on video games, sports drinks, golf shit, and tons of other crap, making millions of dollars, being one of the greatest golfers ever, what do you expect?

Cheating is something that is frowned upon, whether it is in sport or in marriage. Sure, it happens a lot; many men do run around on their wives. That is not a reason to give Tiger a pass on this shit! Make an example of him. Sure, maybe it isn’t any of our business but when I have to pay ten fucking dollars for a damn razor because Gillette has got to pay your ass, you have made it my business damn-it!