Thursday, December 3, 2009

The Sun Maid Raisin Girl is Sexy


I like raisins. They are delicious. But now, I really like them.

Sun Maid has modernized the infamous girl that has graced the box for generations and turned her into sexy grape picker instead of a homely grape picker. The new girl will only be used in advertisements and the image of the girl on the box will stay the same. Tiger Woods released a statement on Thursday saying he has already banged her, stated how sorry he was, and that the issue is a personal matter between he, his family, and the dried fruit mascot.

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